My son showed me this joke that one of his friends sent him on his Mobile phone. (Only stands a hope of being funny if you are from the UK as you need to be aware of the biscuit brand names.)
There’ s been a big bust up in the biscuit tin.
A Bandit called Rocky who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club,
Tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband
Kidnapped a Drifter and made a Breakaway in a Taxi.
The police say Rocky was last seen After Eight in Maryland, Hobnobbing
with a Ginger Nut.
Unfortunately they didn’t have a crumb of evidence
so the Jammy Dodger got away!
A Bandit called Rocky who was Crackers, hit a Penguin over the head with a Club,
Tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Riband
Kidnapped a Drifter and made a Breakaway in a Taxi.
The police say Rocky was last seen After Eight in Maryland, Hobnobbing
with a Ginger Nut.
Unfortunately they didn’t have a crumb of evidence
so the Jammy Dodger got away!
(Well....I thought it was funny anyway!)
Hobnobbing with a Ginger nut eh what ever next lol
ReplyDeleteIt looks like it might only be thee and me to find this one funny bud! lol
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